Curse

Krill · Aug 19, 2006, 11:59 PM // 23:59

Last night I did Urgoz for the 3rd time. It's long, and it's boring @ parts (figure 4th time must be charm for that bow...). So, during the slow parts I like to just start conversations with myself about how fat my rangers ass in the collector pants or just converse with myself about random philosophical ideas that nobody would have a clue about. Last night when we got to Urgoz and spent 30 minutes stacking up DP as the party fell into disarray over EoE bomb not working, I talked to myself the whole time about how nice Urgoz's pad was and how if I lived there i'd sip ice tea all day in my warren.

I dunno though, sounds crazy but I just like to leave WTF faces on people when i pug Guild Wars

Kai Nui · Aug 20, 2006, 12:16 AM // 00:16

I've told people that the Khylo Axe and Plasma Blade are discontinued rare items.

Francis Demeules · Aug 20, 2006, 12:23 AM // 00:23

"glf More For Mission, We Have 2 Monks, 2/8"

Relnor · Aug 20, 2006, 12:32 AM // 00:32

I have a colse group of friends that I play with. One of them left GW for another MMO a few months ago. Recently, he gave me his GW acoRED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO. I loged on and whispered all of our friends.

Got about a dozen, "OMGWFT YOUR BACK!"

Deadly Martini · Aug 20, 2006, 12:35 AM // 00:35

I was bored and so i decided to help some noobs out on the factions island with my MM. I went to Zen Daijun and went like lvl 20 MM lfg, and it filled up fast. We were in the middle of the mission, and i was starting to get very bored, and i had like 9 minions on me, one bein a flesh golem. So i signal on the map where i was and they all gathered. I started to use "Blood of the Master" over and over again, until all of my health was drained, and my minions totally killed them all, it was so funny cause they got soo pissed

not nesscessarily the nicest thing to do, but its so satifying

Lord Mendes · Aug 20, 2006, 12:40 AM // 00:40

My pranks are way 2 evil for this thread, all ur pranks sound so innocent.
1 word: EoE.
The rest is up 2 ur imagination.

Falrow · Aug 20, 2006, 12:41 AM // 00:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carl Butanananowski

My name is extremely hard to spell for people on GW. So.. what i like to do is go into a busy mission area(Dragons lair for example.. or THK), stand in a HUGE group of people, and spam 'Healer LFG.' After about 4 minutes, someone gets my name right, and i join, then say 'damn, g2g. sorry.'

^_^

Why not click your name then copy and paste? Or find your name in the crowd if it's so big.

Buns United · Aug 20, 2006, 12:58 AM // 00:58

I suppose the best one I've had was bringing Spirit of Extinction (

can't repeat this anymore ) into the first onland factions mission. Whatever it's called. Thing is the afflicted in the big fights start out with killing the poor human mobs.

I think you could imagine how I laughed when there were 3/16 people left standing (of which one healer hench). I still praise god noone found out who took that spirit..

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PS. I did this trick twice, once when 'helping' a guildie of mine

Da Cebuano · Aug 20, 2006, 01:10 AM // 01:10

I'm posting this thread in the BIGGEST ASSHOLE YOU MET IN GW THREAD.

Lord Mendes · Aug 20, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buns United

I suppose the best one I've had was bringing Spirit of Extinction (

can't repeat this anymore ) into the first onland factions mission. Whatever it's called. Thing is the afflicted in the big fights start out with killing the poor human mobs.

I think you could imagine how I laughed when there were 3/16 people left standing (of which one healer hench). I still praise god noone found out who took that spirit..

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PS. I did this trick twice, once when 'helping' a guildie of mine

not so funny when u realize that u probably cost a bunch of people their survivor titles.

Kook~NBK~ · Aug 20, 2006, 01:24 AM // 01:24

In an earlier post, I said that beggers should go see Ipillu Whupwup in Whitman's Folley. The problem is, he's in Tyria. So the question is, who's a good boss to send people to see in Cantha? Hmmm....

Buns United · Aug 20, 2006, 01:27 AM // 01:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Mendes

not so funny when u realize that u probably cost a bunch of people their survivor titles.

Maybe, however what I didn't mention was that the first time, I was completely unaware the Afflicted kill human npc's. Couldn't help it after I put down spirit.

Second time (with guildie) I actually did it right by putting down spirit after all npc's were dead.

Can't help it best form of entertainment is seeing other people having trouble. That's (sickening enough) human nature.

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Lord Mendes · Aug 20, 2006, 01:41 AM // 01:41

well one time i told a guy that there was a bug that enabled u 2 cap spectral agony from mursaat bosses.
Got flamed like hell for that.

Opeth11 · Aug 20, 2006, 02:10 AM // 02:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Mendes

well one time i told a guy that there was a bug that enabled u 2 cap spectral agony from mursaat bosses.
Got flamed like hell for that.

Why even call it a bug? It's totally a fact.

>_>
<_<

guildwarsnerd · Aug 20, 2006, 07:03 AM // 07:03

LMAO! Nice idea for a thread. One time, I went to Citadel and said in all chat, Okay, "Random Name", I'll buy that IDS for 100k+50 ectoes. Got about 100 PM's of "n00b" "they're 20k" etc. etc.

Oh yeah, I use this as a way to get rid of sellers who are annoying. I go to the watchtower in Lion's Arch District 1 and send an invite to a spammer/seller, he eventually will accept the invite because he can't find me, then I teleport somewhere, usually they are still loading, then I zone out, it's so funny lol

Mike_version2 · Aug 20, 2006, 08:19 AM // 08:19

Running around mission's like THK or RoF with my monk and not accepting any teams, funny when they start begging you to join, even funnier when they start offering you free money or other items xD

nuee · Aug 22, 2006, 08:07 PM // 20:07

When you see someone drop their ID'd gold(s) to show them off, quickly cast Recall on them (assassin skill) and scoop them up.

some guy · Aug 22, 2006, 10:26 PM // 22:26

Make a Character that looks exactly like a henchy,

I did it with Sis Tai, and u will see people trying to click you and try to add you.

Defiled Corpse · Aug 22, 2006, 11:22 PM // 23:22

Setting up as R/N so i appear as a Toucher in RA.

When the timer hits 15 secs up goes Natures Renewal, Frozen Soil, QZ, Fertile, and then Bipping myself out.

Yeah its mean and cruel, but worth it when people call you a toucher nub then freak when they realize what your doing. Also a good way to blow of steam.

Caethas Turan · Aug 22, 2006, 11:58 PM // 23:58

Going into the Deep as the SS with Shivers Necro. Finally get to Kanaxai, then mutter .. "OMG I forgot Shivers." or being asked before going in do you have shivers? And I'm like err what's shivers???. Funny watching them all run about for a bit then yell at me for a while. The amount of leavers are funny, considering they added me to the group and I was spamming SS with Shivers LFG.